NORTHERN CALIFORNA IS WHERE WE LIVE
WE RAISE RATS FOR THE LOVE THEY GIVE
PHAT-N-SASSY IS OUR BUSINESS NAME
WE'LL SELL SOME RATS, BUT NOT FOR MONETARY GAIN
WE BREED OUR BABIES VERY SPECIAL INDEED
FOR INTELLIGENCE AND PERSONALITY IS WHAT THEY NEED
WE HAVE RATS SPREADING FROM WALL TO WALL
AND HATE TO GIVE THEM UP BECAUSE WE LOVE THEM ALL
WE TAKE THEM OUT DAILY AND LET THEM HAVE FUN
WE LOVE ALL OUR BABIES EACH AND EVERYONE
OUR LINES ARE NEW, OUR BABIES ALL SMART
WE RUN OUR BUSINESS STRAIGHT FROM THE HEART
WE SIT DOWN AND DISCUSS ALL OUR NEW APPLICANTS
AND ASK CAN THEY CARE FOR OUR BABIES WANTS
SO IF YOU CAN'T LOVE THEM THE WAY THAT WE DO
A PET STORE IS PROBABLY THE BEST PLACE FOR YOU
WRITTEN BY JIM CLINE - CO-OWNER
